- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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