what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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