- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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