Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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