- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Take off your shoes.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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