- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

knock knock piss off

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

im black

TIMMAH!

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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