An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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NASCAR

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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