What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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School

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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