A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Take off your shoes.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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