Life is an elephant, get married.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Pinus Testicles

WNBA

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

poop

Womens rights !

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

At least I dont have AIDS.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Badgers are cool

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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