a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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I told you it would happen

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Jews

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Nippies

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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