A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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the asian kid gets an F

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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