- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What is White over Black? Society.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

trumpy trumpy trump

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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