bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Fox News.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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im black

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TIMMAH!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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