- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Whats white and sticky fluff

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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