- Anti Joke

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A mans opinion.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.