What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Knock knock. Come in.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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