A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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shea kisses a girl

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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BOTTOM!!!

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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once upon a time there was a boy

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