roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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cancer

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Gun Control

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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