What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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poop

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WNBA

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Pinus Testicles

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Badgers are cool

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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