Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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