- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Land Rovers

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Thumbs this up

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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