What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Anti Joke

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