Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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