How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Gingers.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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