- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Your mom.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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