What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

No, Trinidad.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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