What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

whats long and green? weed

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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