- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why does life suck? Because it does

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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