Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

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