Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Life is an elephant, get married.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A blind man walks into a pole.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Womens rights !

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

At least I dont have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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