how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Flop dog

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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