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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Yo mamas so fat.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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