Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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