your life

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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The WNBA.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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