What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

we all know sammi has a penis

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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