Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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