the asian kid gets an F

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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