Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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