Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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