What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Ju... Just why?

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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this is not a joke

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Anti Joke

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