Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Your time.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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