- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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