How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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