Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Gingers.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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