- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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