- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Your mom.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Woman's rights

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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