i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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u jelly?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Neither does he.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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The Barackness Monster

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Anti Joke

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