<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

i dont like chris

here kitty kitty

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Knock knock

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Women's rights

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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