- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Dogs in my home.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.