- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I killed someone today. :D

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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