Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A Jew! Bless you.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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