What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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My tractor broke down.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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