Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman's opinion

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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