Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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