It’s dead.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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