Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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