In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A man walks into a pole.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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banana

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A woman's opinion

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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