- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

^that joke's not funny

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Penis.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

what do you call a cow? A cow

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Apple.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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