Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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666

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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