A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A woman's opinion

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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