A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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