Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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A man walks into a pole.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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