A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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hey

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A woman's opinion

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banana

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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