I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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^that joke's not funny

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Penis.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Apple.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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