Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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WHAT????

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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