Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Hi Jacob You cool

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your life

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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shut up iggy

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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The WNBA.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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