- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

what did the shark do when he died.....

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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