why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Womens rights !

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Pinus Testicles

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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