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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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