- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

fruit salad?

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Nickelback

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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