Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Ju... Just why?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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