Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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She said no

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ugh good riddance

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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