"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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